Nothing but fun

ok. Went out with tweety bird, fish and Jerrold yesterday. So after meeting in TPY, we took a taxi down to the army market. And, I spent $5.80 just for 5 mins ! Then, we took bus 100 down to the Esplanade. Oh, did not know that the Esplanade library was so cool. Sat down near the huge glass window to look the scenery outside. Suddenly, some creature from the ocean asked me for paper. As I did not know what she wanted it for, I went to ask the librarian for a piece. Who knows, she had forgotten the tune/notes/whatever, and she blamed me for taking such a long time. Fair??? Next, we went down to Suntec. Along the way, the tour guide of Big Bird tour agency almost lost his tourists. After gathering all the lost tourists, The group proceeded to Suntec. Now, this is even more interesting. We walked around Suntec doing some window shopping and the two animals wanted to go to Burger King. okok, so we went there. No, amendments, the tour guide went there alone, with the Tourists waving bye to him. The poor tour guide of Big Bird tour agency went up to look for the "waving tourists" but saw no one. He then decided to go to Starbucks for coffee. "ring ring" the tour guide's phone rang and on the other side of the line was the creature from the ocean. The fish had demanded the tour guide to return to Burger QUEEN. Feeling tired, the Tour guide of Big Bird tour agency decided to "fly" to burger QUEEN. ( the tour guides are all taught how to fly ) At Burger QUEEN, the tour guide got a 2 on 1 gang bang by 2 of the tourists. Fine. After burger QUEEN, their next destination was the arcade. The bird was such a good driver. She drived so slowly in order to avoid getting demerit points from the Traffic Police whereas her opponent was drifting away. After the driving game, The group decided to play Basketball. The tour guide took up the ball, wanted to know it into the net but made a fool of himself. The ball hit the cross bar, bounced back and hit the tour guide on the head. The competition was tough and how can it be, the tour guide lost??
The group went on to watch a short scene from full house before going home.

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Yours Sincerely,
Tour Guide for Big Bird Tour Agency
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